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SOBER COIN

The first step is admitting you have a problem. The 100x isn't real. Your portfolio is dead. Take a seat in the waiting room.

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DIAGNOSIS: SEVERE DELUSION

Symptoms include staring at 1-minute charts, trusting paid influencers, and averaging down on dead tokens.

Recovery starts with complete acceptance of financial ruin. We offer a cold clinic floor, stale coffee, and group therapy.